MeN Are HArD to PLeaSe

If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD

If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him
If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG

If u ARGUE, he says u are STUBBORN
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS

If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE
If he's SMARTER than you, he is GREAT

If u don't LOVE hin, he tries to POSSESS u
If u LOVE him, he will try to LEAVE u (very True huh?)

If u don't make LOVE with him, he says u LIER!! & don't LOVE him
If u do!! he says u are CHEAP

If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME
If u Don't, he says that u don't TRUST him

If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u

If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED (a.k.a PENIPUUUUUU)
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so

If u HURT him, u are CRUEL
If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!

>>>> so GUrLssss...juz do what u have to Do.....